Greg

Hi, I'm Greg. I was born in the backseat of a Yellow Cab. In my spare time, I enjoy taking long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners.

Dear U.S. Government,

You should change your emblem from an eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives everyone a sense of security while you’re being screwed. 

It just doesn’t get more accurate than that!

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