Dear U.S. Government,
You should change your emblem from an eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives everyone a sense of security while you’re being screwed.
It just doesn’t get more accurate than that!
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