January 2012
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Dream #1
As Haven recounts, Navidson’s first dream places him within an enormous concrete chamber. The walls, ceiling, and floor are all veined with mineral deposits and covered in a thin ever-present film of moisture. There are no windows or exits. The air reeks of rot, mildew, and despair.
Everywhere people wander aimlessly around, dressed in soiled togas. Toward the center of the room lies what appears...
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Reasons for people on Facebook to get upset:
The government is attempting to censor the internet.
Reasons for people on Facebook to not get upset:
The government allows for the indefinite detainment of U.S. citizens.
The government kills thousands of civilians in foreign countries.
The government kills U.S. citizens in foreign countries.
The government uses illegal surveillance techniques.
The government nearly outlaws abortions - even...
“I’ve been reading this book.
How to Cope with a Depressed Spouse.
It, uh, it...”
– Talea Rebbom - How To Cope With A Depressed Spouse
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Dear U.S. Government,
You should change your emblem from an eagle to a condom, because it more accurately reflects the government’s political stance. A condom allows for inflation, halts production, destroys the next generation, protects a bunch of dicks, and gives everyone a sense of security while you’re being screwed. It just doesn’t get more accurate than that!
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