Greg

Hi, I'm Greg. I was born in the backseat of a Yellow Cab. In my spare time, I enjoy taking long walks on the beach and candlelit dinners.
kervate: harleys: jakesus: harleys: theantidote: Did Humans Evolve in the Oceans at Some Point? We human beings have some strange characteristics which set us aside from the other primates: We no longer have fur although we still have as many hairs as a chimpanzee. Our hair is fine and lays in a streamlined pattern in the water. We have a layer of fat under our skin like a seal whereas no other primate has this adaptation. We have webbed feet and hands. Infant human beings will instinctively hold their breath under water. Human beings cry salt tears unlike any other primate. Salt is a rare and precious thing in the wild and salt tears would be wasteful. We sweat to cool our bodies. This uses a lot of water.  If we evolved on the parched  savannas of Africa why evolve such wasteful manner of cooling ourselves? The human larynx has descended into the throat like a sea lion and other aquatic mammals. This allows deep breaths and a longer period of breath holding. (via samsaranmusing:) huh…………. so ur telling me i could be a fucking mermaid right now but evolution ruined my dreams

kervate:

harleys:

jakesus:

harleys:

theantidote:

Did Humans Evolve in the Oceans at Some Point?

We human beings have some strange characteristics which set us aside from the other primates:

  1. We no longer have fur although we still have as many hairs as a chimpanzee.
  2. Our hair is fine and lays in a streamlined pattern in the water.
  3. We have a layer of fat under our skin like a seal whereas no other primate has this adaptation.
  4. We have webbed feet and hands.
  5. Infant human beings will instinctively hold their breath under water.
  6. Human beings cry salt tears unlike any other primate. Salt is a rare and precious thing in the wild and salt tears would be wasteful.
  7. We sweat to cool our bodies. This uses a lot of water.  If we evolved on the parched  savannas of Africa why evolve such wasteful manner of cooling ourselves?
  8. The human larynx has descended into the throat like a sea lion and other aquatic mammals. This allows deep breaths and a longer period of breath holding.

(via samsaranmusing:)

huh…………. so ur telling me i could be a fucking mermaid right now but evolution ruined my dreams

(via supernovaqirl)

Ten rape prevention tips:

juicy-r:

TW: rape

1. Don’t put drugs in women’s drinks.

2. When you see a woman walking by herself, leave her alone.

3. If you pull over to help a woman whose car has broken down, remember not to rape her.

4. If you are in an elevator and a woman gets in, don’t rape her.

5. When you encounter a woman who is asleep, the safest course of action is to not rape her.

6. Never creep into a woman’s home through an unlocked door or window, or spring out at her from between parked cars, or rape her.

7. Remember, people go to the laundry room to do their laundry. Do not attempt to molest someone who is alone in a laundry room.

8. Use the Buddy System! If it is inconvenient for you to stop yourself from raping women, ask a trusted friend to accompany you at all times.

9. Carry a rape whistle. If you find that you are about to rape someone, blow the whistle until someone comes to stop you.

10. Don’t forget: Honesty is the best policy. When asking a woman out on a date, don’t pretend that you are interested in her as a person; tell her straight up that you expect to be raping her later. If you don’t communicate your intentions, the woman may take it as a sign that you do not plan to rape her.

(Source: coerulescens)

More African American adults are under correctional control today—in prison or jail, on probation or parole—than were enslaved in 1850, a decade BEFORE the Civil War began. The mass incarceration of people of color is a big part of the reason that a black child born today is less likely to be raised by both parents than a black child born during slavery. The absence of black fathers from families across America is not simply a function of laziness, immaturity, or too much time watching Sports Center. Thousands of black men have disappeared into prisions and jails, locked away for drug crimes that are largely ignored when committed by whites.

—Michelle Alexander, Author, The New Jim Crow (via alivesoul)

(via feministsbakecupcakestoo)

‎Rape culture is a culture in which people who have survived a violent crime are asked to laugh about it because other people think it’s funny.

—(i wish i could put this on a business card and hand it out to people who make rape jokes.  the flip side would say FUCK YOU)

(Source: goforthandagitate, via discoveringsociety-deactivated2)

A happier fake ending.

A happier fake ending.